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Captions: like little training wheels for funny photos (35 photos)

2012-03-02T22:42:00.000-08:00

Well, that’s one way to take a driver’s license picture (10 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:41:00.000-08:00

: Apparently this guy just woke up one day and had a crazy idea….

Burn Your Bra Thursday (45 photos)

2012-03-02T22:40:00.000-08:00

There’s no happy ending here (12 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:39:00.000-08:00

Jordan Carver is a natural at tennis, I think (16 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:38:00.000-08:00

One does not simply ignore redheads (36 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:37:00.000-08:00

: As always, keep your gorgeous redhead submissions coming my way at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com

Politicians get hungry too (37 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:36:00.000-08:00

Michael Jordan’s $29 million Chicago home is for sale (8 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:35:00.000-08:00

: That’s right, basketball superstar Michael Jordan’s longtime family home in Highland Park is on the market. Among the amenities in the mansion, which is spread out over 32,683 square feet, are: 9 bedrooms, 15 full baths, 4 half baths, five fireplaces, an indoor-outdoor entertainment and pool area, an outdoor tennis court, a putting green, a deep water pond, three climate-controlled garages that hold 15 cars, and a full-sized basketball court (goes without saying).

Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:34:00.000-08:00

: Good tune

Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:32:00.000-08:00

: We read all your emails regarding Irish KCCO shirtgate yesterday. Thank you for your understanding and patience with the situation. Some good news, we were up late with our manufacturer last night and they have awesomely agreed to drop everything to bring a second order of KCCO Irish to life. It will be down to the wire and we expect the shirts to be available on Friday, March 9th. Details shortly.

I love Russian club girls but I’m not sure about the company they keep (34 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:31:00.000-08:00

All bacon everything (25 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:30:00.000-08:00

I do what I want (30 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:29:00.000-08:00

As if I didn’t love cake enough… (32 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:28:00.001-08:00

Nailed it. (25 photos)

2012-03-02T22:25:00.000-08:00

A woman’s abs are like magic (49 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:24:00.000-08:00

Look honey, I bought a new hyper-realisitc alien baby! (23 Photos)

2012-03-02T22:14:00.000-08:00

: OK, maybe I made up the part about the babies being “aliens”. But still, I don’t trust ‘em. These beady eyed little babies were designed primarily as toys for mothers-to-be and kids clothes mannequins which are rapidly gaining popularity among collectors and women who are unable to have kids of their own. Reborn dolls look just like real infants – except for their blank stare and lack of breathing. The level of detail determines their price as some cost only a few hundred dollars while others cost thousands.

: Reborns are painted with acrylic and oil paints. First the artist creates the natural skin tone of an infant, and then he draws a unique ornament of veins, capillaries, spots and so on. After that the artist fabricates the texture of the skin with a special varnish. Finally, he carefully implants finest mohair into the doll’s head and mounts two glass eyes.

: It is even possible for the manufacturers to make unusual dolls such as the baby gorilla or the little troll doll (as seen below).

Merry Hump Day! (60 photos)

2012-03-02T09:32:00.001-08:00

Four Seasons Hotel in Bora Bora looks like a nice retreat this time of year (30 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:31:00.002-08:00

: The Four Seasons in Bora Bora looks more like a dream than a hotel. It has amenities like infinity pools, a spa, a fitness center, tennis courts, event rooms, a dining room and bar, and a view in every direction that is well…perfect. The price runs a little steep though starting around $600 and going all the way up to about 3 grand. But in this economy, why wouldn’t you pull the trigger?

Hungry? Some of the best breakfast joints in America (28 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:31:00.001-08:00

: Let’s face it this ‘list’ is complete bullshit and in no particular order. But it is a fun list and includes a lot of restaurants I’ve been to and enjoyed. If I’m missing any, and I know I am, email me and I’ll run this back next week with your input and suggestions.

: Matt’s Big Breakfast, Phoenix. Things like the pork chop, has brown, and eggs constitute the ‘big’

: Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe in Chapel Hill, NC.

: Mama’s in San Francisco. The line is worth the wait.

: Katz Deli, New York. Wake up early as shit, get a ticket, and grab a tray. You get your choice of lean or fatty meat with a side of cheese blintzes or knish, or of course, a bagel with lox.

: The Runcible Spoon in Bloomington, IN. Don’t forget to visit the bathroom. No, seriously.

: Zell’s Cafe in Portland, Oregon

: The Breakfast King, Denver, CO

: Front Porch Cafe, Miami

: Ria’s Bluebird in Atlanta, Georgia. The fish and grits. That is all.

: Pancake Pantry. Nashville. The food is great and so is the view of the Vanderbilt coeds…

: The Breakfast Klub, Houston

: I think you should serve chips and salsa at every meal. That’s just me. So I always make the trip down to El Segundo, CA for breakfast at Fantastic Cafe. Their breakfast menu is extensive for a small cafe. Most importantly, the people there are nice. If you return, they’ll remember you.

: Kozy Kitchen, Dallas

: The Sportsman’s Lodge in LA. During football season, possibly one of the best buffet’s and sports atmosphere you can find. One of our favorite NFL spots.

: Ann Sather, Chicago. Because the Swedish can cook a mean breakfast, man.

: Quaker Diner, West Hartford, Conn.

: Every time I’m in New York I go to Fluffy’s Cafe a couple times a day. This is me at midnight being all butthurt because it was closed. The service is fast and the food is delicious and simple. Basically, if I could put up a tent and camp out at this place, I would.

: Hamburg Inn No. 2. If you live anywhere in Iowa, you’re familiar

: The Bongo Room in Chicago

: Echo Restaurant, Cincinnati, OH

: This is Willie’s Family Restaurant in Fort Wayne, IN. I worked my way through high school here. The pancakes here are almost as special as the waitresses, some of the kindest gals I’ve known.

: Honey’s Sit ‘n Eat, Philly

: One of our favorite places in LA is Pepy’s Galley in the Mar Vista Lanes. Eat breakfast and watch some bowling. The Dude abides.

: Mother’s, New Orleans. Possibly the best breakfast place in the world (get the debris grits).

: Brother Juniper’s, Memphis

: Roscoe’s Chicken ‘n Waffles in LA.

Offices I’d pay to work at (40 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:29:00.003-08:00

Animals that don’t suck (40 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:29:00.002-08:00

Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:28:00.001-08:00

Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:27:00.000-08:00

: Erin’s Twitter right here.

I hate my job (33 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:24:00.000-08:00

No context needed (20 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:23:00.000-08:00

I miss college….(60 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:22:00.002-08:00

: Keep the amazing college submissions coming my way at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com or to theCHIVE submit page HERE.

Imagine waking up in this hotel room after a long night of tripping acid (7 photos)

2012-03-02T09:22:00.001-08:00

: The “Panic Room” is housed in the Hôtel Au Vieux Panier in Marseille, France and is the branchild of graffiti artiset Tilt. Photos by Big Addict (aka Roudet Benjamin).

Meanwhile, in Africa (27 photos)

2012-03-02T09:20:00.000-08:00

You are now entering the hip bone zone (33 photos)

2012-03-02T09:18:00.002-08:00

A little inspiration goes a long way (25 Photos)

2012-03-02T09:18:00.001-08:00